Dont be the girl who gets dumped every couple of months and spends weeks posting what girls really deserve, what kind of woman I am, and all I need is a soulmate graphics until hooking up with the next guy (or girl) who hasnt heard about how much of a sad, mopey, self centered, ambitionless abyss of wasted carbon molecules you are. Definitely dont do it publicly to maximize your attention whoredom. Just be honest and say: All I want is a live in babysitter who will distract me from how much of an endless gagreel of tunnel visioned human stupidity combined with a disproportionately self-appreciating loser mentality I am by making me feel pretty when I dont wash my nasty yeast infection prone ass and be cool with me whoring it up at the bar because I refuse to age past age 14 for the benefit of the only human being who ever gave my existence any purpose. Ill also need you to remind me I am human by complimenting me with tooth strained lies so I dont throw my worthless ass off of an overpass after realizing I am a sorry sack of redneck junkie bred shit.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 09:47:00 +0000
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