Dont forget to vote today people. Heres my guide to identity based - TopicsExpress



          

Dont forget to vote today people. Heres my guide to identity based voting: 1. If youre racist and poor: BNP, UKIP 2. If youre racist and wealthy: Tories. 3. If youre stupid: any of the above parties will do. 4. If youre middle-aged and Asian: follow the instructions of your local uncle jees and vote for the uncle from your pind. 5. If youre working class: Labour 6. If youre a more liberal left: Lib Dems. 7. If you hate Nick Clegg but are still left of Labour: Greens or Respect or Independent Lefties 8. If you have lost all hope in people and prefer the company of plants and animals: Greens 9. If you like Russell Brand but arent radical enough to give up on our great democracy: spoil your ballot with a witty insult against all the candidates. 10. If youre an Islamic extremist: voting is haram. 11. If youre a revolutionary: do a performance art based protest outside the polling station. 12. If youre BME: vote Labour but know that you will still get screwed by institutional racism. If youre still unsure, please ask in the comments for further assistance. #vote #election #pollingday
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 09:34:09 +0000

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