Dont hate the butt! People are taking to the internet in an outcry of disgust for a celebritys recent photos of her bare behind. But I plead with you all to reconsider your feelings for the human buttox. Perhaps if you got to know it more, you would come to like it. Maybe even become friends. So lets try to start over. Reacquaint yourself with your buttox (nickname: butt). The butt is an amazing part of the human body and just wants to make life a bit easier for us. When we run in a hurry or go for a jog, our butts work tirelessly to move us along and provide cushion for when we need to rest. In fact, our round butts may have served as an essential evolutionary advantage that contributed to our survival as a species. Additionally, our butts have become a convenient place to store extra energy. Naturally, we find the buttox aesthetically pleasing and one of the many characteristics considered in human attraction. Perhaps if we buried these notions of nudity as something shameful or offensive, the media would not profit off of using the buttox as easy clickbate. And then we could redirect our attention to more serious concerns. So dont hate the butt. Embrace it. (Just not literally or youll hurt yourself.) To learn more awesome facts about the buttox, watch this Vsauce video below.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 16:42:20 +0000
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