Dont worry, if your anti-war leaflets ever start dropping in value on the stock markets, thus forcing your company into losing interest in the face of other companies that better promote their own private leaflet products, or because of clandestine companies that have stolen your own leaflet design, or at least parts of it, and by using the most useless form of reverse engineering are trying to sell their so-called product as your own just as if they would have an official franchise contract with your company...thus selling bad merchandise to your own faithful customers and dragging your official company logo through the dirt of social exclusion, or if your leaflet factory starts experiencing technical problems that are most surely fully covered by our insurance policy...like emotional content bankruptcy or even a most unwanted and harmful decrease in leaflet consumer demand, if any of the just mentioned above will happen our Board of Directors can guarantee, obviously, within a mildly safe 99.9% marginal chance of actual probability...for only death is 100% certain, that we can always keep your stock value per share at a safe drowning-free-floating level by either pumping capital from within our own personal funds, that are kept as in case of emergency backup, or...if need be required, by even selling on the international open market a small quantity, or even a big one though our consulting firm is well known for trying to avoid such amazing investments without subjecting our clients to a more proper feasibility test, of precious war-bonds from within our almost never ending war-bonds supply thats in a secured deposit inside the secure vaults of Bonds & Hopes International Commercial Bank for Ye Old Emerging Economies. ...all wars, and also the best parties ever, that have ever started have basically started because of a women! :-? which makes sense for men are basically incapable of taking big decisions!? :-? and because Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting, well then, dont be greedy and give more than you receive!! :)))
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 19:07:48 +0000
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