Dream. Woke up and a dresser is getting me ready for my opening night debut as matilda. I am in a little school girl dress and the entire cast won’t come near me and the tony awards committee is there I get dragged onstage by Eliza Doolittle, Laurie, Nellie Forbush and Desiree Armfeldt each of whom grabs my arms and legs and flings me onstage which it turns out is the deck of the enterprise, I get up brush off my dress not realizing that Captain Kirk is yelling at me for boldly going where no man has gone before I laugh and turn to start my opening number and realize it isn’t a British boarding school but a cheap strip club in Florida filled with ladies of many ages screaming put it the hell back on and get out of here , I run out the back door into the sunlight where Anna Paquin chases me into parking lot screaming something about the sun light where I realize my skin is hurting I look down and realize I am diving thorough a hoop and have a tail and am entertaining an entire stadium of people as a performing man dolphin, my girlfriend from high school runs up to the tank as I happily chew my fish from the trainer screaming, “I knew you would amount to something” and I wake up.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:33:11 +0000
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