Dream time; Julie calls and says she needs my help, its an emergency. I get in the car, go to tim hortons because you cant deal with an emergency without an iced cappuccino. The drivethrough voice comes through, barely, all meek and tiny. I cant hear them so I start yelling at the speaker. I drive up to the window, and its Kael. Hes sick and lost his voice, and hands me the iced capp. He asks me, Have you seen Nick? Nick who? I ask. He replies, Yeah, you dont know. I drive away. Arriving at Julies place, I rush inside and find her frantic, running around the apartment. I ask whats wrong, and she starts throwing all these items at me shouting about xmas. How do I get into them? I cant wrap these for people if I cant open them! Shes trying to get through the plastic wrap but cant do it. I ask about those little knives to can get to open a package. She throws one at me, but its wrapped in plastic wrap as well. I dig at it for a while with my fingernails, and Julie says Hurry, Brenda will be here any minute. A man walks in with a super bushy hermit beard, Hey man, do I know you? I look at his beard, and utter Holy beard. He nods, and extends his hand to shake mine ( Its images.amcnetworks/ifc/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nick-offerman-fidlar.jpg Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation) and says Hey, Im Nick. I reply, Bacon? He nods and says, Yeah, you know.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 13:57:19 +0000
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