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Dressing up as captain Jack sparrow to a Halloween party and then getting extremely rowdy while cracking some cold cans with your buds. Flip a cop car and get arrested. While on your way to the station tell the cop you feel sick. When he pulls over to let you throw up, run for it. As you taste sweet freedom, turn around and yell, you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught captain Jack sparrow. Proceed to live your life as an out law, forever dressed up as captain Jack sparrow. Become the man, the myth, the legend, hopping bar to bar ALMOST being caught. All the while leaving only one subtle trace of your recent presence... The jukebox playing Smooth by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 17:17:58 +0000

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