Driving to work on Friday morning I was listening to my new DAngelo cd (btw if you dont have it I suggest you pick it up) anyway I was really feeling good and decided I wouldnt pay Mz Patty Pissy Pants back, you know I was thinking shes just some old harmless little old lady (how old is she) well lets just say she probably had a dinosaur as a pet! So I go in the office feeling happy and I see Mz P chewing the fat with the other ladies in the office around the receptionist desk, so I greet everyone with good morning, happy Friday all the ladies speak and Mz P says hi corn rolls I smiled and said Im sorry we never formerly met, I know you know my name and its not corn rolls whats yours? Another one of my co workers laughed and said Dayna shes just kidding her name is Liz well I said Liz these arent corn rolls they are dread locks and I would really like it if you call me Dayna! I started to walk away and Mz P says oh thats what YOU PEOPLE are calling them now huh? I froze I mean it felt like I was in a Spike Lee movie! You know when the rest of your surroundings are moving and youre not? When I turned around everyone was quite one of the ladies had her hands on her chest as if she was clenching her pearls! I turned around and just gave Mz P the look like its so ON now! I get to my desk and the ladies come and start apologizing for her behavior saying shes just an old miserable woman and all she has left is a cat and blah blah blah come to find out they all hate running into her in the bathroom and how they all try to avoid going when she goes but it seems impossible to do so! So thats when I put my plan into place, I figured Friday would be perfect since we all were dressed down Friday attire (jeans and sneakers) so, I waited until the coast was clear Mz Patty Pissy Pants was in her favorite stall (last one) I turned off the lights she yelled hey stop fooling around turn the lights back on! I went to the stall next to hers and start beating and growling like a bear! She started screaming help, help! I ran out back to my desk and started back working no one even noticed that I was gone, she and one of the ladies from her office came in consoling Mz P everyone was asking Liz whats wrong? She said someone came in the bathroom and scared the crap outta me I almost feel off the toilet trying to get outta there! One lady ask well did you get a look at their shoes? She says no the lights were off! I said omg Liz thats horrible are you ok? She says yea Im fine just shook up a little, she left our office all the ladies started laughing my boss laughed so hard and said Im sorry shes shook up but she kinda deserved it and if anyone owns up to it Ill buy them lunch!!!! Of course I didnt own up to it I brought my lunch that day!
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 17:18:09 +0000
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