Due to an experimental medical technique, an 90 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. May we see the baby? one asked. Not yet, said the mother, Ill make coffee for all of you and then you can play with the baby for a while. Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, May we see the new baby now? No, not yet, said the mother. After another half hour had elapsed, they asked again, May we see the baby now? No, not yet, replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, Well, when CAN we see the baby? When it cries, she told them. WHEN IT CRIES? they exclaimed. Why do we have to wait until the baby cries? Because I forgot where I put him.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 21:46:12 +0000
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