Durin a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted 2 evry1 in the bank: Dnt move. The money belongs 2 the State. Ur life belongs 2 you. Evry1 in the bank laid down quietly. Dis is called Mind Changing Concept” Changin the conventional way of tinkin. Wen a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: Please be civilized! Dis is a robbery and not a rape!. Dis is called Being Professional” Focus only on wat u are trained 2 do! Wen the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (KNUST-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary skul): Big bro, lets count hw much we got. The older robber rebutted & said: U are very stupid. Der is so much money it will take us a long time to count. 2nite, the TV news will tell us hw much we robbed from the bank! This is called Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor 2 call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: Wait! Let us take out $10 million frm the bank for ourselves & add it 2 the $70 million that we hv previously embezzled frm the bank”. This is called Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to ur advantage! The supervisor says: It will be good if there is a robbery every month. This is called Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than ur job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted & counted & counted, but dey cld only count $20 million. The robbers wer very angry & complained: We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief! This is called Knowledge is worth as much as gold! The bank manager was smiling & happy cox his losses in the share market are ful
Posted on: Sat, 22 Feb 2014 13:30:40 +0000
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