During his weekly children’s sermon, the Pastor asked the kids, “Why is it so important that we be quiet in church.” A little one answered, “Because people are sleeping.” A man pulls his pastor aside and says, “I need your advice. I think my wife is trying to poison me.” The pastor promises to look into it and calls him back a week later. “I talked to your wife… I talked to your wife for three hours… Take the poison.”
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 22:49:39 +0000
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