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During increment time Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : Thats easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : Its lions birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err... Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!! Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed

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