During the final moments of the last episode of a diseased snake, Hermans Dad was gently breaking a piece of upside down stale crumpet over his teeth when rather urgently the alternative melting faced postman broke through the ceiling and attached a small lightning bolt to Hermans skeleton before laughing in Hebrew for permission to momentarily deliver Hermans Dads skeleton to a planet of whos weather system consisted of the collective fog of the many brains which had been exposed to the breath of magic owls, so that he might attempt to befriend a small whispering Argos catalogue assistant to dissuade her from committing astral suicide. I signed for the delivery with the residue of the upside down crumpet and Hermans Dad went to the planet brain fog where he saved the life of the whispering catalogue assistant by feeding her pieces of the diseased snake body that he had quickly put in his pocket before being taken by the alternative postman. She returned to planet Earth and to work in Argos where she helped Hermans Dad find a new TV after his last one started sparkling and making the sausage noises that I discussed earlier.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 01:00:44 +0000
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