During this festive season, could we all please join hands and ask that; (1) All men who wear skinny jeans with kick and boboza shoes and those tight fitting George Aramis t-shirts be banned from eating ice cream at the malls? Imagine Gayton McKenzie licking on an ice cream at the mall with his LV man bag? Eeeew, or Tito Mboweni licking on his cone ice cream! Eish! (2) And dear Black women at the malls, please stop shouting when you talk to each other. And this thing of Moserwa when she is at Woolworths and talks to Johanna as if they are using a loudhailer must stop! (3) Oh, and those women who wear tights with mini skirts, please stay at home with your helper or gardener or just watch TV! Ay, you know you have Rhino legs but you wear a mini skirt with tights or pantyhose, eish, stop it. (4) Lastly, to all those guys, bo Walter, Ralph, le bo Zhyga, who will be visiting us in Gauteng, stop this thing of you going to the mall to only buy a toothbrush, waslaap, and Sunlight bar soap, haikona bafoza, hay no, that is wrong. All the way from Eastern Cape, Limpopo, Rustenburg to Clearwaters mall for a toothbrush? Ay chief, please... behave yourself... Dankie!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 08:10:50 +0000
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