E.T.C : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you do SCHOOL: A place where papa pays and son plays STUDENT: Someone who knows little of everything. PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about soooo little. LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecture to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: a person who wakes u up to give u sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : IT,S an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present . CONFERENCE ROOM::A place where everybody talks, ñobody listens and everybody disagrees later on father: a banker provided by nature. BOSS: Someone who is early when u are late and late whn u a early. DOCTOR: someone who kills ur ills by pills and kill u by bills. SMILE: A curve that cn set a lot of things.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 06:21:42 +0000
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