EBOLA wahala. Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they give nowadays is 45` instead of the normal 360 * Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?) * People now wear long sleave sweaters, headcovers, and trousers while entering buses and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (See as Naija take turn Europe) * Neighbours, even family members become suspects at the slightest sign of illness..(the one wey nearly make my neighbour go call health officers for me because say I sneeze 2 times today). * You take a girl out for dinner, drive her back to her house, walk her to the door- step, she leaves you,walks to her door, open it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am) * The aboki that sells suya beside our house dey chop Him suya himself these days because even the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?) * Nigeria Police dont arrest People by Themselves anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the arresting by Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself come station, use ur hand by self enter Cell):D8) * My friend is no longer dating our Neighbors Daughter called ADEBOLA *na wao oooooooooo
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 05:38:01 +0000
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