EFUNNY THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY. 1.We live in a country where you are given a generator as a Christmas gift from PHCN for paying your bills regularly. ****them wish you well at all??? 2. We live in a country where a former president will write a private letter to the presiding president and ask him to read the private letter in the newspaper or television. ****bros abeg wetin come make the letter PRIVATE??? nawa ooo. 3. We live in a country where buying of fuel with gallon is more expensive than buying it with a car. ****shey na me make myself no get light??? 4. We live in a country where a group of terrorist (boko haram) say they dont want westernization yet they use bomb to kill people. ****help me ask them weather them no see bow and arrow dy use or even catapult. 5. We live in a country where an oil company would be looking for fresh graduates not more than 23yrs with 5yrs experience. ****them for go creche or even kindergartin go recruit. nonsense!!! hope you all are following??? OK continue... 6.We live in a country where if you kill one person, youll be sentenced to death but if you kill more than 100,government will call you for AMNESTY. ****Oboi the more your crime the lesser the punishment ooo. lol 7. We live in a country where traffic waders e.g LATMA are not there to prevent you from offending but are hiding praying for you to offend So that they will fine you. ****na people money them want use build house for village??? 8. We live in a country were if you by any means steal less than a million naira, youll be labelled a thief but when you steal billions, the president will set up a committee to look into your case. ****shey na committee steal the money??? carry the person go jail my friend. 9. We live in a country where an old man in the village will not want to leave power as the king even after death, hell still go and be acting as gods collecting drink. ****maybe when them go give am blackberry and recharge card him go retire. Idiot!!! 10. We live in a country where despite all that is happening, we just sit down, turn our problems into comedy,laugh about it... as you are laughing now and still find a reason to move ahead!!! 11. We live in a country where a governor of a state would patch a very small road on the street. And just to commission the road, theyll call live band, women would sew uniform, 2face will perform... even Inyaya and wizkid,CNN go cover am ooo.Do party join. ****Una 4 invite Mandela na. Money for celebration never pass road wey them do? 12. We live in a country where your phone network provider will award you with megabytes but will remove the network until the day theyll remove the megabytes. ****Long live MTN in 9ja. 13. We live in a country where someone will withdraw his money using the ATM machine and will stand in front of there to count all the money. ****My brother to avoid stories that touch ooo. 14. We live in a country where fans will support players only when they are doing well and winning trophies but if they mistakenly loose a goal, 9ja fans would burn down your house. ****As we are talking now, Yakubu still dy renovate him house wey fans use lay example. 15. We live in a country where an under 17 player didnt come for training because he went to visit his daughter that gave birth. ****Abeg Nigerians that person dy under 17??? OK take a moment and freshen up... lets continue. 16. We live in a country where Jamb will purposely fail students to prove to the government that people dont really pass Jamb as they think. ****Imagine say person get 004 and him put medicine&surger y for UNN. I believe in miracles. 17. We live in a country where Bribing is not a crime until you are caught. ****Even the EFCC chairman go dey tell u say guy u for no let us catch you na, u no sharp!!! 18. We live in a country where a pastor(also a politician) will boldly come out and say God says he will win the election,and when he doesnt win, hell say the election was rigged. ****But you say God tell you na. Long live FRESH PARTY. Hope to see your face again in 2015. 19. We live in a country where a president will have minor headache and theyll fly him abroad for treatment. ****Abeg ooo, if the hospitals wey dy Nigeria no good, make them tell us na make we dy go Togo or even Ghana here dey treat ourselves. 20. We live in a country where people will finish reading a post like this and vow theyll never share it for others to read also.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 21:55:17 +0000
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