EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE - TopicsExpress



          

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE HIDING UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM : �I�ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there�s somebody under it. I�m scared. I think I�m going crazy..� �Just put yourself in my hands for one year,� said the psychiatrist. �Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..� �How much do you charge?� �Eighty dollars per visit,� replied the doctor. �I�ll sleep on it,� I said. Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street. �Why didn�t you come to see me about those fears you were having?� he asked. �Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!� �Is that so ?!� With a bit of annoyance he said, �and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?� �He told me to cut the legs off the bed! � There is nobody under it now !!! TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER !! 18y.o Above! With or Without Exp Atleast HighSchool Graduate!! WORK ABROAD, PROCESS OPERATOR, and other Food Service Job Opportunities in Canada and AUSTRALIA Salary: up to P250,000/month See jobs desc on this site: 1.) jobinquiry.net/ 2.) jobinquiry.net/?s=High+salary+jobs+abroad 3.) jobinquiry.net/2012/12/26/jobs-in-australia/ 4.) jobinquiry.net/?s=Process+Operator *Salary Deduction & Fly Now - Pay Later Available [ Share this with all filipinos who are ready to work in US, Canada & Australia now ] For more REAL HOT CARS -> Go like: fb/realhotcars.org
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:00:13 +0000

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