EVERLASTING LAUGHTER # Quotes i. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Obasanjo (1999) ii. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell- up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893) iii. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) iv. Nigeria was not on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT - Muhammadu Buhari (1980) v. Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues - Fela Kuti (1979) vi. No matter how hot your temper is, it can never cook yam -Asari Dokubo (2013) vii. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit - Goodluck Jonathan (2011) iix. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872) ix. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904) x. He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864) xi. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) xii. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788) xiii. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria – Barrack Obama (2013) xiv. He who farts and farts and farts without Odour has never eaten Ẹwà Goyin – Herbert Macaulay (1806) xv. If you still think that the youths are leaders of tomorrow, that means U havent been with a Nigerian youth - Zig Zigler(1875) xvi. It is better to play in the Champions League every season than to win the Premiership - Arsene Wenger (2005) xvii. He who completely un-ties an agege bread nylon before eating with Ẹwa Goyin is 100% patient - Kwame Nkuruma (1846) xiix Dear ladies, learn how to feed ur husbands very very well. A fat man cannot runaway - Osuofia (2010) xix. Anyone that reads this without laughing has diarrhea and jẹdijẹdi - Lord Luggard (1914) ............................................. ......................................................
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