Each year-end, I realize I have utterly failed all the resolutions - TopicsExpress



          

Each year-end, I realize I have utterly failed all the resolutions I made twelve months prior. The reverse always ends up happening and I find myself worse off than the year before. So this year I have resolved to gain more weight, to acquire some destructive habits, to introduce a motley crew of highly toxic individuals with suicidal tendencies into my life and lead a more sedentary existence filled with constant regret and a general dissatisfaction with my fellow man. And I will do so while setting consistently lower goals for myself and failing to achieve every one of them. Happy New Year!
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 03:40:03 +0000

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