Earlier, I was having dinner with my little bro. We were eating pork barbecue and because it was cut into thin strips, it reminded him of the food he ate earlier. With pure innocence he said to me Kuya, nangaon mi ug bacon ganiha (Big brother, we ate bacons earlier). I found myself want to try my social awkward abilities to him again. So I looked at him straight in the eye, with a blank face while chewing my food and said So? Wala lang, nakasuway naka ug kaon ug bacon? (Nothing, have you tried eating bacons?) he said. Now I know my little bro really wants to have a conversation with me tonight, especially we havent interacted with each other the whole day. Too bad, I was in the mood to play the awkward-kuya game. So I told him yes, while purposely showed the obvious lying face I always show him. Of course Ive eaten bacons before! He just doesnt see us eating that because as odd as this sounds, we never buy bacons because we buy hot dogs and hams more often. Plus, I never liked bacons. My little bro then asked in suspicion, Weh, unsa man kunoy flavor sa bacon? (Weh, then whats the flavor of bacon?) I just couldnt help but start to giggle at his question. In my head, I imagined a fish flavored bacon or a whole wheat flavored bacon! I find that idea hilarious! Does bacon have other flavors like hotdogs nowadays? My giggle made his suspicion worse, which really made me even laugh so hard. I must be really good at fooling around my little bro. Talk about karma, I my mouth was still full of food when I was giggling on his statement. I coughed when the food started to choke me and my lungs screaming for air. I must have looked hilarious, because my little bro was laughing the whole time as I was reaching for a glass of water. I drank the water trying to push down the lump thats forming on my throat. I glared at him giving the menacing look and thought of my next revenge. Bwahahahahaha! Yes, Im an evil scheming Kuya! Bwahahahahaha! 3:)
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 14:50:06 +0000
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