Economic Models Explained With Cows SOCIALISM;You have 2 cows. You giveone to your neighbor. COMMUNISM; You have 2cows. The Statetakes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM; Youhave 2 cows. The Statetakes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:Youhave 2 cows. Thegovernment takes both and shoots you.BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. TheState takes both, shoots one, milks theother and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have twocows. You sell one and buy a bull. Yourherd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income. DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Yourneighbor has none. You vote people intooffice who tax your cows, forcing you tosell one to raise money to pay for thetax. The people you voted for then takethe tax money and buy a cow and give it to yourneighbor. You feel righteous. AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have twocows. You sell one, and force the other toproduce the milk of four cows. Later, youhire a consultant to analyse why the cowhas dropped dead. FRENCH CAPITALISM; You havetwo cows.You go on strike, organize a riot, andblock the roads, because you want threecows. A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows.You re-engineer them so they live for100 years, eat once a month and milkthemselves. A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2cows. You redesign them so they are1/10 the size of an ordinary cow, andproduce the milk of 20 cows. You thencreate a clever cow cartoon image calledcowkimon and market them worldwide. ITALIANCAPITALISM; You have twocows, but you don’t know where theyare. You decide to have lunch. SWISS CAPITALISM;You have 5,000 cows.None of them belong to you. You chargethe owners for storing them. CHINESECAPITALISM; You have twocows. You have 300 people milkingthem. You claim that you have fullemployment and high bovineproductivity. You arrest the newsmanwho reported the real situation. RUSSIANCAPITALISM; You have 2 cows.You count them and learn that you have5 cows. You count them again and learnthat you have 42 cows. You count themagain and learn that you have 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle ofVodka. INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows.You worship them. BRITISH CAPITALISM; You havetwo cows.Both are mad. IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinksyouhave lots of cows. You tell them that youhave none. Nobody believes you, so theybomb the crap out of you and invadeyour country. You still have no cows butat least you are now a Democracy. AUSTRALIANCAPITALISM; You have twocows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers tocelebrate. NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You havetwo cows. The one on the left looks veryattractive. GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two cowsborrowed from French and Germanbanks. You eat both of them. The bankscall to collect their milk, but you cannotdeliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loansyou two cows. You eat both of them. The banksand the IMF call to collect theircows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.
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