Egypt has the Pyramids....theres Stonhenge....theres that Bimini Road deal about the Bermuda Triangle......here, its all centered around The Red Hill Crossroads. Legend has it that Pete Sweatman and Johnny Clinghan captured rainwater here in a corncrib,mixed it with buttermilk, turpentine and Dr. Tischenors and when presented to a future POTUS at Harvey.s , he ordered a case of it...for THE FUTURE! You can walk barefoot there in dewey grass and your gout is cured. You can lay flat in the center of the crossroads, get someone to run a flock of chickens over your chest, and your freckles will fade in eleven days. Cow manure and skim milk drank here on a full moon stops receding hairlines.Drink boiled onions and put a key in your left rear pocket and your lawnmower will always start. Boil a hog hoof in whiskey and pour the juice over popcorn while facing west and therell be NO husks. Ive been told my entire life that when a natural blond stands in the center of the crossroads, she will have no fingerprints. Vehicles park there from time to time with no visible vin numbers, and the tires have no serial numbers. Chocolate dont melt there....even in the worst summer. UPS refuses to deliver here. Famed Chicago abstract-artist, Winslow Wheelbearing once traveled to Chidester to paint Red Hill, walked up and took one look.....and drove straight back to The Windy City via Greyhound Bus. I sprinkled my eyebrows with carrot shavings and nutmeg just before I took my ny-quil and ambien tonight......at the intersection of havent yet and well see.........
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 02:24:38 +0000
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