Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha.. ladke ne purpose kia aur ladki boli, Teri 1 month ki pocket money mera roz ka kharcha hai ... I cant love you. Phir b wo usko chahta raha. aur 10 saal baad wo 1 mall me mile, ladki ne kaha mera husband 1 bahut bdi company me job karta hai uski salary 1,00,000/- per month hai aur wo bahut hoshiyar hai.. ye sunkar ladke ki ankh me aansu nikal aye. Thodi der me ladki ka husband aya uski nazar us ladke par padi aur kaha Sir aap yaha??? Usne apni wife se kaha ye meri company ke malik hai aur 1 saal ka 2,000/- crore ka turnover hai aur kaha.... Sir 1 ladki ko bahut chahte hai isliye aj tak shadi nai ki.. Its true love... Zindgi bas ek pal ki mohtaj nai hoti bas waqat use bana deta hai.... Is Mehengai k Jamane me yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai..)))) . . . WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3pyaj mil gaye.! . . HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise?? . . . . . . WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fenk ke mara. . . Boy To Girl: Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya ? . . Girl: Nahi To, Roz Nahati Hoon, Par Tum Ne Ayse Kyun Poocha. . . Boy: Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Boy : Hello, Pammi darling...kaisi ho? . Girl : Whos this ?. . Boy:Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman! . Girl : Tu Bunty hai na... . Boy : Yes; but how do you know ? . Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na...... . Boy : Yes but how you know me ?? . Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na..... . Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....? . Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun !!..Tune Pammi ko nahi, Mammi ko phone lagaya hai!! A Boy driving a car. . . A girl on scooty overtook him. . . Boy shouted, Hey Buffalo . . Girl turned back n shouted..you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey . . Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road.. . . MORAL: Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say. .. Class Room Is Like A Train . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP . . Next Two Benches R General Coach . . . Then . Last Two Benches R Very Demanded. . . . . . Bcz Its.SLEEPER COACH Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli, Laila : Tum Majnu Ho Na ?? Majnu Bola : Haan Phir Kuch Deir Baad Usko Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli.. Laila : Tum Majnu Ho Na ?? Majnu Bola : Haan, Main Majnu hi Hoon . . . Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha.. Laila : Tum Majnu Ho Na ?? . . . Majnu Bola : Haan-Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Susu Karne Degi Ya Nahi ??? Girl : Aaj meri dil ka operation hai.. Boy : Pta hai.. Girl : I love you. Boy : Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tumse.. Operation k baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya To sirf uska baap khada tha... Girl : Wo kaha hai ?? Father : Tumhe ni pta tumhe dil kisne diya..??? Girl : What..?? Or zor zor se rone lagi... . . . . . . Father : Mazak kar raha hu. Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 15:48:00 +0000
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