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Embarrassing moment. Took Stanley for a hospital check up. We waited 2 hrs 15mins to be seen, it was warm and I was bored so naturally I nodded off... when I got woken by a VERY handsome doctor, I quickly gathered my things (and my child) and went to his room, sat Stanley down on my lap and commenced the appointment. The doc was a total hot potato, so I thought Id have a quick perv at his package while he was typing. He swished his head around quicker than lightning and totally caught me. AWKWAAARD 😖 Anyway, he left the room to get something, Stan jumped off my lap and to my HORROR, he left a massive lump of poo on my lap- little did I know that he had curled one out in his PANTS while I nodded off. I was MORTIFIED. The room stank and I had shit on my hands and on my jeans... So the hot doctor walks back in the room and Im like 😳. And he was like 😷😳 The end. Youre welcome.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:06:24 +0000

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