England World Cup Jokes A 7 Year-Old Boy Was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him worse than his parents and he adimately refused to live with her. When the Judge suggested that he lived with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the rest of the family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to choose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with social workers, the Judge granted temporary custody to the England football team, whom the boy firmly believed are not capable of beating anyone. ------------------------------------------------------------------- An England player couldnt stick his hand in his pants and find a ball… ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ive waited years for England to play like Spain… Now we are!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:52:57 +0000
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