Erm, guys, a crucial piece of info for una: If you marry a wife like Ember Lim whose hands are as notorious as Aninis hands, biko, watch your wallets and valuables. According to the Law, a wife of a Christian marriage cannot be held criminally responsible for anything wey she do to her husbands property. So, she cannot be prosecuted if say she thiefs from you. (Cf. Section 36 of the Criminal Code Act). Abeg, na vice versa o. It cuts both ways. Okay. Erm, I am not saying that Ember dey thief o. No, she is not a thief. But that female Shina Rambo sha, well, diaris God. The last time she visited Shoprite and walked past their cash-collecting machines, all the machines became empty. And na so she dey do ATMs. Just waka pass and things go dey miss. Na so she Chibok my nkwobi and odeku simply by commenting on a wall-post I made. E-Chibokery. Come see Shekau in action. *smh* Even her church people no dey allow her waka pass the offering-baskets. They have been bitten more than once and their own shyness done pass ten million. Oh, she is not alone in this regard. So many of my female FB pals have this awesome talent. So therefore, shine una eye. Dey careful. Diaris Gee. He who has boxers, let him wear them. He who has g-string, erm, well, let him look for a girl wey e go size to give am to. No say I no warn una. Some women are dangerous no be small. Selah. *logs out of FB for good* #RememberOurAbductedGirlsMyFriends #HelpOurIDPs
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:01:37 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015