Eve Has a Chat with God Lord, I have a problem. Whats the problem, Eve? I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedian of a snake, but Im just not happy. And why is that, Eve? Lord, I am lonely, and Im sick to death of apples. Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. A man? What is that, Lord? A flawed creature, with many bad traits. Hell lie, cheat, and be vain. All in all, hell give you a hard time. But hell be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. Ill create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be as smart as you so he will also need your advice to think properly. Sounds great, says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but whats the catch, Lord? Well, you can have him on one condition. And whats that, Lord? As I said, hell be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...so youll have to let him believe that I made him first, and it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to woman!
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 09:36:14 +0000
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