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Every Friday evening after work Van der Merwe would braai a big, fat juicy steak. But his neighbours, being Catholic and therefore reluctant to eat meat on Fridays suffered agonies of temptation as the delicious aroma carried on the evening breeze. They persuaded their priest to try to convert Van. Success! Van attended Mass and the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, You were born a Protestant, raised a Protestant but now you are a Catholic. Everybody was delighted. But when Friday night came the wonderful aroma of grilled steak again wafted over the neighbourhood. The priest rushed into Vans garden just in time to see him clutching a small bottle of holy water and sprinkling it over the grilling meat and chanting, You was born a cow, you was raised as a cow, but now you is a snoek!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 09:13:14 +0000

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