Every time I eat a hot pocket, I get sick. Strait up Jim Gaffigan dead pocket, pop tart filled with nasty meat sick! I tell you that because Im sitting here about to eat a F*cking hot pocket. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? you might ask...Well, I tried to go to burger king.... And they were closed... Well over a half an hour before they are supposed to close, on a FREAKING Saturday... So I had to go to shell... always a great choice for dinner! so, I was gona buy a sandwich. but, the only gas station sandwich I wanted(the only one where the tomato hadnt turned into a cracker) Had a awesome thumb print in it. Had it been just in the plastic wrap..Id be ok with that. but, It was like, strait thumb through the plastic wrap INTO the sandwich from the bottom. It was so bad, I think the cops could have pulled a print off the cheese. So, I was like, huh, what sounds better, eating someones fingernail gunk or, food poisoning. So, I finally decided, there was way too much of a chance I KNOW the person who thumbf*cked the sandwich. That just makes it weird! so, I decided to go with food poisoning. I mean, I have tomorrow off anyway! so Its a win win!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 08:26:14 +0000
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