Every year its the same damn thing and every year I have to listen to this stupid song til I puke. But not this year! This year Im fighting back! I bring you Do They Know its Christmas: A critical analysis and examination of Band Aid 1984 Its Christmastime; theres no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade (That’s the only word you found to rhyme with ‘afraid’?) And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime (Gayyyyy!) But say a prayer to pray for the other ones At Christmastime Its hard, but when youre having fun (Lol he said hard) Theres a world outside your window And its a world of dread and fear (Wow so peppy and upbeat) Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom (Wow so peppy and upbeat) Well tonight thank God its them instead of you (I know I do) And there wont be snow in Africa this Christmastime (That’s because it’s the Sub Sahara dumbass) The greatest gift theyll get this year is life (Isn’t that the greatest gift we all get?) Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow (Not my fault bro) Do they know its Christmastime at all? (Nope because they’re not Christian stupid) Heres to you, raise a glass for evryone (Whoo hoo!) Heres to them, underneath that burning sun (Didn’t we already establish that it’s Sub Saharan Africa?) Do they know its Christmastime at all? Feed the world Feed the world (Can’t make me! Can’t make me!) Feed the world Let them know its Christmastime (No man I told you I don’t feel like it) Feed the world Let them know its Christmastime (Quit telling me what to do Bob Geldof!)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 10:10:46 +0000
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