Excuse me Miss Garage Attendant at my local Shell, Please, please refrain from asking me Would you like some chocolates that are on special, two for a dollar? I know that you have limited English (I am not racist so do not respond otherwise) but I have now told you on several occasions, I hate buying fuel, your establishment is very very dirty, always busy and by the time I reach your counter am in no mood to be harassed into purchasing your bloody chocolates, if I wanted chocolate, the Coles is 100 metres, big as I am I would even walk that distance to purchase said chocolate in order to avoid you and your establishment. I only buy petrol here as frankly am too bloody lazy to drive another 2 kms down the road and besides, may need to the extra energy to walk to Coles to buy chocolates. Its bad enough that I am paying through the nose to buy the petrol, I certainly do not want your (always) on special chocolates. I am a grown man and if I want the chocolates will not need you to remind me, this will come when I reach the 250 kg weight mark and am no longer walking to Coles. And whilst I am on my rant, is it too much to ask that you monitor the paper in the receipt machine as it always runs out when its my turn which makes me so angry that I could jump up and down so hard koalas would fall from their trees!.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 06:52:36 +0000
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