Extreme insomnia. Not one wink of sleep so far tonight, despite being so exhausted as to be trembling and basically incapable of coherent thought other than staring at the ceiling and thinking, CEILING!!!!!!!! CEILING!!!! CEILING!!!!! (By the way, while I do wish to politely thank you in advance for any sympathies you wish to offer on my above-mentioned malady, such politeness is well beyond any capability I now possess; therefore, I must warn you that by recommending ANY variety of herbal tea or in fact ANY herbal remedy whatsoever, you consent to a future 4 a.m. visit from me on any future date of my choosing, without prior warning, where I will in fact not be bringing you herbs of any sort, but WILL be wearing one of THESE.) drpapachubby/images/onemanband1.png (Additionally, I must forewarn those choosing to recommend meditation to me that by doing so, you consent to a different fate, one so exceedingly gruesome that I must request, as one of my most gleefully insomniagenic heroes once put it, Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic but scream… scream for your lives!) As someone with lifelong recurring insomnia, the very thought of being reminded of what does not work for me is often intolerable at 5:53am before my 9:45 class. At this point in my life, I am lucky enough to have insomnia only occasionally, and generally for a few days in a row or a week at most. Those of you who experience it more chronically, I salute and admire you. I wish I could recommend some sort of treatment or cure, but then maybe YOUD be the one wearing one of these outside MY place, and... nobody wants that, eh?
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 13:54:26 +0000
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