FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Havent I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Ill go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: Im a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:48:48 +0000
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