FF - I can not believe I am going to admit this, but here it goes. There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading FB. My feet were planted on the warm, fuzzy bathroom rug. I must have been way too cozy waiting to produce my nightly deposit. I was enjoying the silence and solitude. Suddenly, the rug was pulled from under me. Ok, in reality, I made a funny foot movement. I slammed to the piss stained floor (thanks Billy) with a mighty thud. I smashed the back of my head against my porcelain solitude. I was in shock, pain and confused!! How did this happen, why me!!! How dare my only refuge betray me??!!! Do I not deserve comfort?! Am I not worthy of a time out? These are questions that I will spend the rest of my life searching for an answer. Until then, I suffer the consequences of a selfish moment. My ass bone hurts and I am sure my head will be swelling soon. Not to worry, even as I was writhing in pain, I finished reading your comments and posts. Now that my friends is dedication and love!!
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 01:58:02 +0000
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