FIGHT CLUB. Across the county more and more school fights are being recorded with cell phones and posted to social networks, Hampton Roads is no exception. Norfolk Police say that they have been able to use this footage as evidence. Local law enforcement has been working with area schools to identify students in these videos and charge them with crimes. You know, people engage in activities in these type settings that if a police officer were standing there they never would says a spokesperson for the Norfolk Police Dept. Just another stupid move on the part of todays Local youth, yeah lets record this fight to show how bad @$$ our friend is, then we can send him to jail. Locals, I am 100% against violence in any form. However, perhaps these young videographers could make these phone fight recordings just a bit more entertaining. For example, the students preparing for the fight should be made to dress in flashy vests and skin tight pants, and given names like The Studier or The Teachers Pet. The fights themselves can be given some sweet @$$ event title like The Homeroom Throw Down, or The Cafeteria Cage Match. I also feel that a bit more drama should be added to these fights, purely for theatrical purpose. Maybe lines like Youve been walking through my hallways to long Brotha. To top off this new breed of video taped school fights, belts should be awarded to the winner; this might also help students keep their pants up as they make their way from class to class. So students of Local learning facilities, take this as todays lesson, If your going to do something, do it right.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 16:01:31 +0000
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