FINALLY IVE FOUND HER!!!!!!!! It came as a surprise that sunday evening as I sat in an auto-relax mood to enjoy the movie at the galleria. Sitting next to me was this charming barbie with eyes that looks like the beam of a becon. Just as I began to strategise on introducing myself before another sharp shooter does she leaned closer (oh! she smelled like koko pops mixed with strawberry) and whispered quitely... Whats the morale of the movie?... with smiles of affection I responded gently while staring at her gorgeous eyes....ATTRACTION sorry I mean ROMANCE. Did I startle you? She asked. As a matter of fact you did... (I replied as we both smiled at each other) My name is Wendy but my friends like to call me Beyounce. Well thats a beautiful name youve got. My name is Simon but friends like to call me Jay-z. We both laughed and exchanged pleasantries as well as contacts. The rest of the evening was enjoyed with a great meal at TFC. Now I think we are really begining to get serious as questions of intimacy are begining to pop open. I wanted her to know that I am a Pastor but didnt think she would like the idea of getting married to a pastor if I eventually propose to her. But you see, thats the thing about showing guts and going nuts all at the same time. You just dont know when youll goof. But I am determined to be the man here afterall thats who I am. Abi? Speaking of being the man, does that also mean paying the bills for the meal worth $220? not to mention the taxi boarded for the day costing an extra sum of $85. I know you are probably thinking I had my pocket loaded with dollars that evening. Na lie! All na for effizzy and also to summarize my pains of over 45,000 hard Naira into $305. I put all the blame on POS cos you just dont know when you spend it all. Now she is seriously taking me for a really nice and serious guy. I PRAY!!! Its 9pm already and we are still spending time (for her) and MONEY (from me). It wasnt getting any funnier even though I couldnt stop admiring her curves that made her friends nicknamed Beyounce. Jokes apart!!! I liked her but didnt like the fact that I was spending so much already just getting to know. Funny enough she no ask me to spend for her o! Na me just wan MAN UP! SABISABI!!!!!! But thank God say all this things wey I just talk now happen for my DREAM!!!!!!!! If not..............hia! yawah for dey!!!...... Make una no vex for me o! na BACHELOTRITIS dey worry me!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 08:02:19 +0000
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