FLASH NEWS : the Indian parliament is all set to be nominated to the list of 100 Best places to work in... The reasons why our parliament will compete with the likes of Google, Facebook and Microsoft and surely win hands down are as follows : 1) You dont need any qualifications to be eligible for the job. 2) You get to travel on assignment to foreign countries and your secretary does the Knowledge Transfer. 3) You get to sleep on national television. 4) You meet your stakeholders once every 5 years. 5) You are a salesman with a proven track record. How else could you have conned your constituency to win your way to office. 6) Your salary is a pittance, but others & extra benefits will make any CEO go green with envy. 7) Your children, their children, your spouse and anyone associated with you has a good shot at also working with you. 8) While companies spend millions trying to develop leadership talent, you were a Leader the moment your party gave you a ticket. 9) Your father could be a milkman, butcher, cobbler or tea-seller.. But your children will always be kids of the one who milked India. 10) Bofors, Balco, Centaur, US-64, 2G in your view are good transactions on which you ensured 100% collection. 11) You dont have to spend too much time picking office attire.. Anything goes as long as its white. 12) Your supporters, voters and corporate donors are easily swayed, have short term memories and will often choice you because they had no other choice. 13) You may go out of circulation every 5 years, but you never go out of business
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 09:52:34 +0000
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