FML... i start to fall asleep at like 5:45 this morning, my alarm goes off at 6:15and the day begins. Go to work at 7:30 thinking it should be a nice busy day running up and down 4 flights of stairs with fridges and pianos(love the cardio)... while instead im handed a blow dryer and a plastic scraper to remove some old decals off a box truck(its a 26 box with plenty of stickers) so im not to disappointed thinking this will take hours and hours which just means more money. 11:30ish the boss comes walking by, i assume its for a status report or lunch order, and tells me im done for the day. Oh joy! Its saturday and sunny so i kinda like the early dismissal opportunity and get home. Mid afternoon a friend arrives and we have some fun. Around 4 she departs and i decide to wash my sheets and laundry, the aroma of slow roasted pork fills the air. A cigarette craving and remembering the laundry sends out back to find that i some how screwed up the washer and the basement floor is half wet...uh oh. I figure its saturday, i had finished what needed to be washed, so perhaps monday ill notify who ever needs to be and deal with it then. A nice hot shower may wash away the negativity i am feeling i believe, and shaving wouldnt hurt. Being the genius that i am whos just about done trimming i decide to run the razor a few times over my forehead hoping/thinking that some excessive dead skin would be shaved off, no pun intend, when i noticed half my left eye brow missing. awesome!!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 02:59:48 +0000
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