FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. (From Groucho Marks) Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy its your vote that counts; in feudalism, its your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you dont pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and Ill show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if y ou cant budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldnt find the key. 16. A calendars days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted: Taint yours, and taint mine. 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23. When youve seen one shopping center youve seen a mall. 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought shed dye. 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27. Santas helpers are subordinate clauses. 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done. 29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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