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FUNERAL EXPENSES Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack. The undertakers tell the US diplomats: You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100. The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks: Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100? One diplomat replied: More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply cant take that risk

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