FUNNY QUOTES Anyone who counts his/her money in front of ATM after it has dispensed it has issue with fidelity- Sanusi Lamido. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). He who says nothing last forever has never tried hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the iii 1709). He who refuses to classify agege bread n akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1931). Drinking garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Buhari (1983) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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