FUnny Truth............. If you want to be happy and live a kings life Never make a pretty woman your wife All you gotta do is just as I say And then you would be jolly, merry and gay Thats from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you. A pretty woman makes her husband look small Ah mean, and very often cause his downfall As soon as she marry, there and then shell start To do the things that would break his heart When you think that shes belonging to you Shes calling somebody else doudou too Therefore from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you But if you make an ugly woman your wife, You can be sure youll be happy in all your life For she would never do things in a funny way To allow the neighbors to have anything to say And she wouldnt disregard her husband at all By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul So from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you An ugly woman gives you your meals on time And always try to make you happy in mind At nights when you lay up on your cozy bed She will coax, caress you and scratch your head And like a bird call you nice names as silver beak, Toy, chick or even sucrier martinique So from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you Matters not your friends might say that you have no taste But love an ugly woman about this place One who is cute looking, barbarous and rough With a skin like alligator, humpy and tough Yampee, --------------- her eye And around her lips a Confirmation bow tie So from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 18:51:04 +0000
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