Facebook the cause and death of most modern Relationships, We are so quick to plaster on our walls new girlfriends and boyfriends. one moment we are in a relationship and the next we are out of one. up and down like Katie Prices knickers at a Peter Andrea come back concert. Why even give us the option of its complicated your basically saying to the person you are with and the world who read we are not getting on How would that make someone feel. Advice keep it to yourself till you at least know its the right thing! and even then take small baby steps. I have decided my next conquest I shall communicate with them by carrier pigeon or Harry Potters owl Hedwig, sending small letters, written in seagull feathers and ink milked from a live octopus that lives in my bath and calls herself the one Because she watches too much of the Matrix. Dear lover of the night,my twilight prince, my twisted and lingering other half may the gods look down upon us kindly and let us spend this mid summer evening wrapped in each others arms. I will seal it with a wee wax seal in which says the words ranty tanty and now and then we will even use morse mode when I am away at sea with the riff raff in steerage dancing with rose and jack. Beep beep dash dash beep beep dash dash = I want my hole.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 21:18:52 +0000
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