Far too serious today need to lighten up a bit. 1n 1986 a 40 something year old sheep rancher came down from the mountains for an evening in town. Dressed in his best blue jeans, Stetson hat, and his go to meeting boots he walked into the Moose head bar and grill in Jackson Hole Wyoming. In the dimly lit bar and grill he notices the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Please note at this point this man had been in the mountains for a long time. So we are not certain about how attractive this young lady actually was. He goes to the bar and take a seat next to the lady hoping to start up a conversation. He tells her, “You are the most beautiful thing I have seen in two years, I have been in the mountains for two years tending sheep.” She turns to him as said, “Look cowboy I do not like men, I love to make wild love to women, I am a lesbian, and I am waiting for my girlfriend. “ The rejected shepherd leaves the woman and sits down at a table. After a few beers a young lady comes in wearing a miniskirt and hooker boots. She ask the man if he would buy her a drink. He said, “Sure Miss. My, you are one find looking lady.” She said, “Well think you sir, I just love real cowboys.” Caution this is the punch line! He said, “actually Miss I am a shepherd.”
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 01:02:00 +0000
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