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Father OMalley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breathof the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was . . . adonkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called thelocal police station. The conversation went like this: Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I helpyou? And the best of the day te yerself. This is FatherOMalley at St. Anns Catholic Church. Theres a donkey lying dead in mefront lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple oyer lads to takecare of the matter? Sergeant Jones, considering himself to bequite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun withthe good father, replied, Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites! There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . Father OMalley then replied: Aye, tis certainly true; but we are also obliged tonotify the next of kin first, which is the reason for mecall.

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