Fear the humble mountain goat, for when pushed and taunted these mystical beasts WILL be the down fall of humanity. With eyes of satan and physics defying logic, there is literally no where you can hide. It begins with a hike through picturesque mountain veiws with your family, off in the distance you spot a humble mountain goat cheerfully climbing up a nearly impossible surface. As you all stand and watch as he misses his footing and panics but saves himself and carrys on. You and your family find this amusing while your kids laugh at the silly goat doing silly things the goat over hears this and takes offense, charging down the quick as fast as he can lowering his head showing to semi curled horns and with a powerful heave BAM!!! impales your child while knocking the other over. The goat then uses its goat instincts to eat everything and starts chewing on your other child. Scared by all thats happened you grab a nearby stick to beat the 4 legged demon. With lighting quick reflexes the goat uses his rear legs to deliver a powerful blow knocking you over. Thats when you wake up in your bed in a cold sweat, room dark and a slight breeze coming through an open window and you reach to your alarm clock to check the time you hear the tippy tapp of tiny hooves on floor boards as a goat steps out from a dark corner into the small slither of light coming from the street light out side your window. And with the cutest maaaaaaa you ever herd jumps on to your bed......then nothingness. As you lay in bed trampled to death by tiny hooves and the faint sounds of your own heart slowly come to a halt you thing to your self why didnt we listern. Be warned. Bears were just the beginning
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 09:33:43 +0000
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