Ferrari Idahosa, in da house!!! Laughable Quotes By Prominent Nigerian Leaders 1. “We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. 2. “You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo 3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria.” – GEJ 4. “I will water your school and fire your school.” – gov nyako adamawa 5. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ 6. “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan 7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar 8. “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko 9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” – David Mark 10. “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States.” – Yakubu Gowon 11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich.” – Ikedi Ohakim 12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly.” – Diezeani Allison- Madueke 13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo 14. “The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State 15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate my family” – Dame Patience Jonathan 16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” – Chris Uba 17. “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan 18. “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan 19. God is a democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approve of it.” - Jonah Jang 20. No matter how skillful you aybe, you cannot clap with one hand -MKO 21. The truth is that all of us here have aids,the only thing is that some are positive while some are negative--DAME PATIENCE 22. My fellow Nigerian widows.... Dame Jonathan 23. Go and Die!- Governor Adam oshiomole 24. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY –PEJ 25. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another –PEJ 26. We willl pack our bags and head to cameroon to live with our brothers:lamido of adamawa 27: Nigerian will always call everything Koroshan koroshan koroshancorruption~GEJ
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 23:43:49 +0000