First off, I need to thank the Holy Spirit for making my guardian angel wake me up this morning at a miraculous 6:30 hour! Second, I had the most American dream Ive ever had... I was on the street of some building and at the top was a bald eagle who was somehow trapped. The authorities wanted to do the merciful thing and euthanize it. I told the authorities that I too wanted to help the eagle and be merciful so they let me take care of things. (Dreams are sometimes so convenient.) I quickly set into action, getting to the top of the building. Once at the top, contrary to what the authorities believed, I liberated this symbol of freedom into the amber plains nearby. My deed was not left unpaid of course, as what had trapped the eagle in the first place was that it held in its talons a personal deep dish pizza (obviously a symbol of how America cant be free unless it gives its citizens what they crave). I sat down in the rocking chair that was on the roof, ate the pizza, and waited for the authorities to come penalize me however they were going to - of course I was waiting with a shotgun on lap, because its a free country. .... No more hot wings right before bed....
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:00:03 +0000
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