Fitted sheets were personally created by Beelzebub. To fold a - TopicsExpress

Fitted sheets were personally created by Beelzebub. To fold a laundered fitted sheet, first find all four corners. This should take under ten minutes. Then fold the fitted sheet in half, fitting one corner into its opposite corner. Then fold the sheet in half again. You will notice an excess of sheet material on one side. You must fold (cram) this material between the fitted corners. It will not be cooperative. If this method does not succeed, find a very large room and simply wrap the sheet around your arm into a cylinder-like apparition by wildly swinging your arm. Movement does not necessarily have to be in one direction. Then remove the sheet from your arm, swear loudly, and drop-kick the sheet into the linen closet. I would also recommend that a fitted sheet never be used as a ghost costume.

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